Dudeism prescribes no sitting, no schedule, no posture and no place, and this is a doctrinal position rather than an omission. A practice with requirements would contradict the content of the practice, so what is offered instead is a habit: catching yourself mid-effort and stopping. The church's materials describe it as noticing the moment at which a small thing is being turned into a large one, and declining the turn. Ordination is free and instant, and the church has issued hundreds of thousands of them, which means its priest count says nothing about how many people do any of this. Dudeists are relaxed about that too — a religion whose central instruction is to take it easy has no obvious way to measure compliance and no interest in trying.