Kleps wrote the church's decalogue himself and it is headed by the right of every person to expand their own consciousness by whatever means they choose. The remainder concern honesty about what the sacrament does, refusal to sell it, and the obligation not to guide someone who has not asked to be guided. The Boo Hoo Bible — properly the Neo-American Church Catechism and Handbook, published in 1971 — carries them alongside the church's constitution, its satire and Kleps's essays, in a single volume that its successors describe as out of date but still worth reading. The commandments are the part of the corpus that reads least like a joke, which is the strongest evidence for the reading Kleps insisted on.