Bob will cheat you, and you should follow him anyway.
The church describes its own god as a salesman who cannot be trusted, and asks for money in the same breath. Members treat the contradiction as the doctrine rather than a flaw in it — a religion honest about being a sales pitch is making a point about the ones that are not.
A church that describes its own god as a con man and asks for thirty dollars in the same breath is doing something more interesting than mockery. The SubGenius position is that every religion is a sales pitch and the only honest one is the pitch that admits it, so members hand over the fee knowing exactly what it buys — a card, a title, and the joke. Bob is assassinated repeatedly in church literature and returns each time, which parodies the resurrection while functioning as a running gag about the irreducibility of a brand. The church's guarantee is eternal salvation or triple your money back, a promise nobody can collect on and nobody has tried to. Some members treat the whole apparatus as art; some treat it as a functioning church; Stang has said the distinction stopped being useful around 1985.
The same ground, other faiths
claims that share this one's ideasSign in to open the first thread. Everything here is attributed.