Rite of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Friday.

The weekly holy day. It requires nothing — no fast, no attendance, no abstention — which is the point being made about weekly holy days that require a great deal.

⏱ weekly, every Friday◌ all Pastafarians
What happensDo less. Eat pasta if convenient. Dress as a pirate if the occasion allows
What it needsNothing
What it aims atA holy day that costs nobody anything, offered as the reductio of holy days that do
Understanding it — context, not catechism: how this rite is held

Friday is the weekly holy day and it asks nothing. There is no service, no fast, no attendance and no prohibition — the observance consists of not doing very much, and Pastafarians describe the day as a holiday rather than a duty. The satire is precise: it isolates the one feature every weekly sabbath shares, a day marked off from the others, and removes everything else, leaving the reader to ask what the rest was for. In practice Friday is also where the church's social life happens, such as it is, and where the ordination business and the wedding business are conducted. New Zealand's approval of Pastafarian marriage celebrants in December 2015 gave the day a legal function it had never had, and the first recognised Pastafarian wedding was held at Akaroa on 16 April 2016.

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