Stories
the narratives it tells itself
The Original Snub.
Eris was left off the guest list for a wedding on Limbo Peak, so she rolled a golden apple marked KALLISTI — to the prettiest one — into the hall and left. The goddesses fought over it, the judgement fell to Paris, and the Trojan War followed. Discordians read it as a story about hosts, not about gods.
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The Principia Discordia.
Typed, hand-lettered, rubber-stamped and pasted together, then photocopied. It carries no copyright — the notice reads ALL RITES REVERSED, REPRINT WHAT YOU LIKE — which is why it survived without a publisher and why no edition is authoritative.
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