The shared center — held across the tradition
Slack has been stolen from you, and it can be got back.
Slack is the church's name for unearned ease — time, freedom, luck, the absence of obligation. The Conspiracy is whatever took it: work, normality, the demand that a life be justified. Everything else in SubGenius doctrine is scaffolding for that one distinction.
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Held by most — broad, but not universal
Bob will cheat you, and you should follow him anyway.
The church describes its own god as a salesman who cannot be trusted, and asks for money in the same breath. Members treat the contradiction as the doctrine rather than a flaw in it — a religion honest about being a sales pitch is making a point about the ones that are not.
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